The thought of spending even one more moment viewing Weem's website weighs upon you heavily. Before you know it, you are quickly typing a new website into the address bar.

If you choose to visit Weem's Facebook page (to Friend him!), turn to page 7.
If you choose to visit Weem's Twitter page (to Follow him!), turn to page 8.
If you choose instead to leave, turn to page 19.