Wedding Crasher

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Russ (@Morrus) of EN World has returned from his Wedding and Honeymoon so to him I would first like to say, grats and welcome back!

In honor of his wedding and return, I thought I would dedicate a “RL Meets D&D” to him and his new wife :)

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Dragon vs Man Baseball (Caption This Image)

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Caption this image

How would you caption this?

Normally I caption these kinds of images myself, but I’m curious to see what you would do here. Please leave your caption(s) as comments, or tweet them to me and I will post them here. In the future, I may do contests for captions selected as winners!

FYI: I know baseball umps don’t wear stripes, I just wanted it to be obvious he was a ref of sorts ;) (makes for some good captions though, hehe)

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Captions

…from Twitter

@barnardchad “Eat me if you want but I still say the runner at home was out!!!”

@countingku “Can someone toss me a bun?”

@Generationd20 *sigh* “I really should have finished my Masters degree.”

@Dustin_00 “Spit out my first baseman, we all know you’re allergic to Mexican.”

@DocDraconis “I really need this job man! I CAN breathe fire. Watch THIS *wheeze*… ok, NOW watch *wheeze*… ok, now…. “

…from Comments

Rasmus “Do YOU think I have bad breath?”

Charisma “Yeah, it went up my nose.”

B. Lynn “I don’t care if you toss me out, YOU FAILED YOUR PERCEPTION CHECK!!!!”

B. Lynn “Do not meddle in the affairs of umpires, for thou are crunchy & taste good with ketchup. “

insanitygawd “My dad is the coach and he’s going to kick your butt if you say I’m out.”

Free Xenon *Gold Dragon* – “I wonder if he has seen Star Trek before?”

drow “I dunno, you don’t think it makes me look fat?”
“No, not at all. The vertical stripes are slimming, they really suit you.”

…from ENWorld.org

Fifth Element “Stupid dragon! Baseball umpires don’t wear stripes!”

jaerdaph “I already told you – you can have your treasure hoard back when we’re done using it as a pitching mound!!!”

Thornir Alekeg “I bet the chromatic dragon umps never have to put up with this.”

…from RPG.net

Wields-Rulebook-Heavily “Oh great, there goes the wannabee Saint George again.”

Ricohard1986 “Gold Dragons are creatures of Utmost Law and follow this in all things.”

flyingmice “This is baseball, not football! Get rid of the zebra suit, ya moron!”

Santa Drizzt

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Today on Twitter, NewbieDM stated the following…

I would totally do an ad campaign with Drizzt dressed as Santa Claus with a bag full of red boxes. Screw it. #dnd

Well, be careful what you wish for around the Weem – you never know what might happen…

Santa Drizzt, inspired by NewbieDM

Santa Drizzt, inspired by NewbieDM

Make sure you check out Newbie DM’s site if you get the chance!

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Dungeon Maps brings “Street View” to your Dungeon

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Screenshot

Screenshot

These guys had no idea the Dungeon car was driving through, capturing images of their epic struggle…

Real Life Meets D&D #4

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Casual Friday's

Casual Friday's

Haven’t done one of these in a while, so I figured it was about time. Click on the image for a larger version!

GIBSON SMASH!

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RUUUUNNNN!

RUUUUNNNN!

Mel’s been all over the news (in a bad way). On tape, yelling and threatening his girlfriend they sound almost too crazy to be true. Anyway, here is my take on a Gibson monster.

Click the image to see the full size… don’t worry, he won’t bite.

WoTC Press Conference Regarding Wand Issues

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Seattleville, Kingdom of Washingtovia – The Wizards of the Coast made a surprising announcement at a press conference today.

Thumb touching runes

Thumb touching runes

Despite insistent statements to the contrary, the guild known as WoTC now claims there is indeed evidence that holding their latest release of the Wand of Illusory Ambush (level 4) a certain way can indeed lead to a weakened “Illusory Ambush” effect.

While this is the closest they have come to claming there is a defect with the immensely popular wand, they stopped short of saying that this was a problem that would require a recall.

According to them, the problem is the way in which the wand is held. In some positions, the thumb of the wielder sits on a particular magic rune that helps determine the appropriate amount of power to be used with the effect.

Free magic wrappings

Free magic wrappings

Owners of the wand will soon be receiving magical wrappings that cover this rune free of charge. For those who already purchased these wrappings, their gold will be reimbursed.

Also during the press conference, they addressed another issue with the wand. There is apparently a minor problem with the magical rune that senses the correct position of the wielders’ enemy. This sensor misjudged the distance to the target depending on the angle the wand is held at. This issue is resolved via a minor fix that can be made by any local magic item vendor. As such,  WoTC has urged owners to bring in their wands for the quick fix.

At the end of the conference, WoTC made clear that most people were very happy with their wands. They stated that if you didn’t want one, don’t buy one. If you have one and don’t like it, simply break it down into residuum.

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Real Life Meets D&D #3

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Distractions at work...

Distractions at work...

It’s always something… Eddie in accounting with his long, boring stories – Laura with the filing of her nails – or a war outside his window. For John, it’s hard to get anything done in the office sometimes.

Mario’s Delay

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There's a reason he's always late...

There's a reason he's always late...

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Real Life Meets D&D #2

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Don't look back!

Don't look back!

Dave would soon need a new biking buddy…

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