Dragon vs Man Baseball (Caption This Image)
by weem on August 29, 2010
How would you caption this?
Normally I caption these kinds of images myself, but I’m curious to see what you would do here. Please leave your caption(s) as comments, or tweet them to me and I will post them here. In the future, I may do contests for captions selected as winners!
FYI: I know baseball umps don’t wear stripes, I just wanted it to be obvious he was a ref of sorts 
(makes for some good captions though, hehe)
Captions
…from Twitter
@barnardchad “Eat me if you want but I still say the runner at home was out!!!”
@countingku “Can someone toss me a bun?”
@Generationd20 *sigh* “I really should have finished my Masters degree.”
@Dustin_00 “Spit out my first baseman, we all know you’re allergic to Mexican.”
@DocDraconis “I really need this job man! I CAN breathe fire. Watch THIS *wheeze*… ok, NOW watch *wheeze*… ok, now…. “
…from Comments
Rasmus “Do YOU think I have bad breath?”
Charisma “Yeah, it went up my nose.”
B. Lynn “I don’t care if you toss me out, YOU FAILED YOUR PERCEPTION CHECK!!!!”
B. Lynn “Do not meddle in the affairs of umpires, for thou are crunchy & taste good with ketchup. “
insanitygawd “My dad is the coach and he’s going to kick your butt if you say I’m out.”
Free Xenon *Gold Dragon* – “I wonder if he has seen Star Trek before?”
drow “I dunno, you don’t think it makes me look fat?”
“No, not at all. The vertical stripes are slimming, they really suit you.”
…from ENWorld.org
Fifth Element “Stupid dragon! Baseball umpires don’t wear stripes!”
jaerdaph “I already told you – you can have your treasure hoard back when we’re done using it as a pitching mound!!!”
Thornir Alekeg “I bet the chromatic dragon umps never have to put up with this.”
…from RPG.net
Wields-Rulebook-Heavily “Oh great, there goes the wannabee Saint George again.”
Ricohard1986 “Gold Dragons are creatures of Utmost Law and follow this in all things.”
flyingmice “This is baseball, not football! Get rid of the zebra suit, ya moron!”
9 comments
“Do YOU think I have bad breath?”
Who better to ask than a dragon? Plus, it kinda looks like the dragon is sniffing and giving it some thought.
by Rasmus on August 29, 2010 at 11:50 am. #
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by Humor [Add Your Caption] Dragon vs Man Baseball - EN World D&D / RPG News on August 29, 2010 at 1:34 pm. #
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Yeah, it went up my nose.
by Charisma on August 29, 2010 at 10:47 pm. #
I don’t care if you toss me out, YOU FAILED YOUR PERCEPTION CHECK!!!!
by B. Lynn on August 30, 2010 at 8:12 am. #
Do not meddle in the affairs of umpires, for thou are crunchy & taste good with ketchup. (Surprised this one wasn’t posted previously.)
by B. Lynn on August 30, 2010 at 8:36 am. #
My dad is the coach and he’s going to kick your butt if you say I’m out.
by insanitygawd on August 30, 2010 at 9:36 am. #
*Gold Dragon* – “I wonder if he has seen Star Trek before?”
by Free Xenon on August 30, 2010 at 6:48 pm. #
“I dunno, you don’t think it makes me look fat?”
“No, not at all. The vertical stripes are slimming, they really suit you.”
by drow on August 31, 2010 at 9:32 am. #